Zerophilia

I thought it was amusing, if not interesting, in spite of its cyclical theme. HOWEVER, the end made me want to shoot myself in the balls. Too cutesy everything-will-work-out-don't-consider-the-details American filmmaking TRASH!

Fuck that: the girl should have been locked in by another Z right after the dude was by that faggy prostidoctor. Then there would be an awesome leap-of-faith lesbian scene where supposedly (in faggy "I REALLY FUCKING CARE" filmmaking terminology) "they're both really into it" and love was enough to warrant an act of profound logic. Leading to girl on girl action. That's what I'm talking about -- think the "double-sided" scene from Requiem for a Dream. Without the drug or nigger implications.

Anyway, the scene would eventually have to end (Lawrence of Arabia is like 4 hours, but again: American film... no one wins) leaving two dudes and balls everywhere. Now this leaves us with several possibilities for the ending.

1. The two turn out to like girls as girls and boys as boys, which would be both gay and awesome--Don't be so Zerophobic, Mormons. They continue like this forever and it basically works. Whatever.
   
2. OR... their balls touched and they freak out and one of them rapes Dr.Trickery so they can be back in sync or whatever. This would probably be a more wholesome alternative, according to Mormons.

Check this out: at the beginning of the movie the main character guy meets the brother guy and T-sprockets at the garage. The brother guy goes to the back of the shop and a few minutes later, out walks the sister-figure. WHAT. Basically that means that the bro-fig thought sis-fig would dig mainechar and beat off somewhere in the garage. I suppose bro-fig could have thought the mainechar was superhot and accidentally -arrived- everywhere when he was supposed to be working or looking for parts or something. This little nugget may be evidence for the first option but I find it out of place.


Personally, I think it would be cool for the three Zs to have an arrangement so that sis/bro-fig (who both have lives now) can work with the emergent mainechar(ie)'s social development. That could work....
BUT WAIT, A TWIST! The doctortramp GETS SHIV'D and NOBODY is happy, EVAR! INSTANT EURO FILM! FUCK AMERICA!

no offense but I wouldnt watch that movie.... all the Euro films suck... unless it is that French werewolf porno

Pfff, you wouldn't know good film if Heath Ledger's corpse dipped his balls in ink and teabagged you.

omg who recommended this?

You should have done a movie review of I hope they serve beer in hell.